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Written by Toolchick
May 16, 2013
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Doesn't it make you want to get on a plane now? LOL
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Written by Toolchick
April 26, 2013
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Just called and got put on hold! Go figure LOL
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Written by Toolchick
March 19, 2013
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LOL
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Written by Toolchick
November 30, 2012
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10. Can you come over to my house and fix my car? 9. The tow truck driver said this car is easy to work on. 8. Can you take the parts off my...
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Written by Toolchick
November 30, 2012
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Recently, Bill Gates compared the computer industry with the Auto industry saying if GM had kept up with technology like Microsoft we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1000 miles per gallon. It didn't take GM long...
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Written by Toolchick
November 30, 2012
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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place ..... The man says: What's the problem officer? Officer: You were going at least 75 in...
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Blondes vs Gears
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Written by Ron
September 26, 2012
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A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week...
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Written by Ron
August 17, 2012
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To each their own.....LOL
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Written by Ron
June 29, 2012
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I'm sure this is what every mechanic shop would love to post!
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Written by Toolchick
May 02, 2012
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So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for: There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving...
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Written by Toolchick
May 02, 2012
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Microsoft should make cars, GM should make software: At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would...
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Written by Toolchick
May 02, 2012
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10. Your friends always volunteer to drive. 9. Your spouse has pet names for your truck, like Beast or The Thing. 8. Your engine makes so much noise that they can't hear you at...
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Written by Toolchick
February 14, 2012
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The real reason construction takes so long.....
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Truck Pep Pill:
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Written by Mechanics Hub
January 13, 2012
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A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting...
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Written by Mechanics Hub
January 13, 2012
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One morning a young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order. "Gimme three flat tires and a couple of headlights," said the truck driver. ...
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Written by Mechanics Hub
December 16, 2011
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1. Thou shalt keep thine engine clean and in adjustment that thy life in its compay shall be long and that thy owner shall increase thy pay. 2. Know thine engine and all its parts and functions else thou shall...
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Written by Ron
December 10, 2010
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He insisted on laying under the couch.
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Written by Ron
December 07, 2010
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A man applies for a job as mechanic. The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?" The mechanic nods, confused. "Can you play lightsaber with your wrench and another man's screwdriver?" ...
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Written by Ron
December 07, 2010
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The helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily there was a small cottage nearby. The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door. "Is there a mechanic in the area?" he...
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Written by Ron
December 07, 2010
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It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,"...
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Written by Ron
December 02, 2010
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One day, a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. "Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting," he thought. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid, and that he was drinking a cup with...
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Written by Ron
December 02, 2010
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A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the mechanic. The mechanic, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have some fun. So he told her all she had to do was take it...
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Written by Ron
December 02, 2010
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic. He...
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Written by Ron
December 01, 2010
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A girl is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and Tender Kisses." ...
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Written by Melissa
November 08, 2010
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Four men are bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man is an engineer, the second man is an accountant, the third a chemist and the fourth man is a mechanic. To show off, the Engineer calls his cat, "T-square, do...
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