Mechanics: Smarter than the Average Bear

A police officer pulled a mechanic over for speeding. Officer: May I see your drivers license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle? Driver: Its not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver:… Continue reading Mechanics: Smarter than the Average Bear