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AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented All Un-informed Drivers Insulted All Unnecessary Devices Installed BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Damn Old… Continue reading What the Name of your Car Really Stands For…

(Ford had to recall millions of cars because the ignitions could spontaneously start a fire) 10. Where’s there’s smoke, there’s a Ford 9. Have you driven a Ford to the fire station lately 8. Forget Chevy – we have the real Blazer 7. Available in regular or extra crispy 6. Now every Bronco is as… Continue reading The Letterman Show: Top Ten New Ford Slogans

What do you call a guy who misses ten car payments? A pedestrian.

A man buys a huge new car and shows it to his neighbor. Its great says the neighbor but does it have a bed in like mine? But your car is tiny says the man. Yes but watch this, the neighbor presses a button on his tiny car’s dashboard and a bed unfolds. The man… Continue reading My Car is Better than Yours

The little old lady was driving her VW beetle when she experienced some trouble…it died right there! Well, she managed to get her vehicle out of traffic, got out via driver’s door, proceeded to the front of the car, and raised the “hood”. While she stood there looking, another elderly lady pulled up…also in a… Continue reading VW Bettle Trouble

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon”. In response to Bill Gate’s comments, General Motors issued a… Continue reading Top 16 Things Bill Gates Would Change About the Automotive Industry

There was a crowd of bees flying around one day. These bees were most peculiar. They were powered by gasoline, rather than the allergenic goodies that bees usually eat. As the crowd flew along, periodically a bee or two would start to sputter; it would fly down to a gas station, drink up the gas… Continue reading Mechanics Humor

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a gentleman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am." The gentleman below replied, "You are… Continue reading The Mechanic and the Fleet Manager

As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, Winds down the window and says to her, "I’ll give you a sweet if you’ll get in the car with me." The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car." The next day the man pulls up… Continue reading Talk about Embarrassed

3 men were talking about what god did for a living the first guy says “god must be a mechanic, just look at our joints” the second guy says “no, he must be an electrician, look at our nervous system the third guy says “no, your both wrong, god must be a government employee, who… Continue reading God’s Job