Category: Fun Stuff

You’ve got to keep that rear end lubed. Oh, don’t worry I’ll fill’er up. Not getting enough suction. (Also applicable to surgeons/dentists.) Just pump it a few times. This is going to need some more oil. How long since this pads been changed? You might need to wiggle it a little. Let me show you… Continue reading Dirty Sounding Things that Mechanics Say

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn’t respond. Once more the farmer… Continue reading Horse Pulls the Car

Once there was a little penguin named Pedro who wanted to go to Las Vegas. He wanted to go in style so he rented a Cadillac. Unfortunately the car broke down in the middle of the desert, so the poor little penguin had to get out and push the car. Since it was a huge Cadillac… Continue reading A Penguin Driving Through the Desert

A truck driver was eating his lunch at a road side diner one day when a bunch of bikers pulled in. The bikers started harassing all the customers. The truck driver found himself with a biker on each side of him. One reached over and took some fries off his plate while the other one… Continue reading Trucker vs Bikers

BMW Biggest Metal Waste DODGE Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive HONDA Hang On, Not Done Accelerating HYUNDAI Here’s Y U Never Drive An Import Jeep Just Eats Every Penny MITSUBISHI  Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete NISSANNeed I Say Something About Nothing SATURN Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now

Be careful what you wear (or don’t wear!), when working under your vehicle… From Australia’s Sydney Morning Herald, comes this story of a couple who drove their car until it broke down in a shopping mall parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The… Continue reading True Story: Working Under the Car

These are excerpts from actual car accident insurance claims! – The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. – I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it. – A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. – The guy was… Continue reading Actual Accident Insurance Reports

It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the… Continue reading A Little Mechanic Humor

A brief description of what your car says about you: Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars  Acura Legend I’m too bland for German cars  Acura NSX I am impotent  Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires  Buick Park Avenue I am older than4 of the 50 states … Continue reading What Your Car Says About You

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier,… Continue reading High Mileage