Category: Fun Stuff

45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas, after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change. According to police, Brasher later said that she didn’t realize that the mechanic would… Continue reading Oil Change

Dear Abby,  I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.  I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs…phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the… Continue reading Dear Abby…

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.  MECHANIC’S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on… Continue reading What Mechanics Use for Tools

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage. "Hey Doc, can I ask you a… Continue reading A Mechanic and a Surgeon

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier,… Continue reading Turn Back your Odemeter

AN ANGRY MOTORIST went back to a garage where he’d purchased a battery for his car six months earlier. "Listen," the motorist grumbled to the garage owner, "when I bought the battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months."  "Sorry," the garage owner apologized.… Continue reading An Angry Motorist

1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the  rollers.  2. You can’t drive your car in the rain. 3. Your ‘significant other’ is afraid to drive your car. 4. You are afraid to drive your car. 5. You spend more on tires than on food. 6. You spend more… Continue reading You Know You Got Too Much HP When….

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it’s idling smoothly. She says, "What’s the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor." She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Pittsburgh. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.  Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"  Jim says, "Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get… Continue reading Jet Fuel Buzz

After nearly forty years in practice as a gynecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the… Continue reading Gynecologist Mechanic