(Ford had to recall millions of cars because the ignitions could spontaneously start a fire)
10. Where’s there’s smoke, there’s a Ford
9. Have you driven a Ford to the fire station lately
8. Forget Chevy – we have the real Blazer
7. Available in regular or extra crispy
6. Now every Bronco is as exciting as O.J.’s
5. Ford, the unabomber of the highways
4. Quality is job 1; putting out the fire is job 2
3. Like a rock — of hot, molten lava
2. Aren’t you tired of cops who stop you for speeding and ask ” where’s the fire? “
1. Click..Vroom..kaboom!
