What do you call a guy who misses ten car payments? A pedestrian.

A man buys a huge new car and shows it to his neighbor. Its great says the neighbor but does it have a bed in like mine? But your car is tiny says the man. Yes but watch this, the neighbor presses a button on his tiny car’s dashboard and a bed unfolds. The man… Continue reading My Car is Better than Yours

The little old lady was driving her VW beetle when she experienced some trouble…it died right there! Well, she managed to get her vehicle out of traffic, got out via driver’s door, proceeded to the front of the car, and raised the “hood”. While she stood there looking, another elderly lady pulled up…also in a… Continue reading VW Bettle Trouble

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon”. In response to Bill Gate’s comments, General Motors issued a… Continue reading Top 16 Things Bill Gates Would Change About the Automotive Industry

There was a crowd of bees flying around one day. These bees were most peculiar. They were powered by gasoline, rather than the allergenic goodies that bees usually eat. As the crowd flew along, periodically a bee or two would start to sputter; it would fly down to a gas station, drink up the gas… Continue reading Mechanics Humor

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a gentleman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am." The gentleman below replied, "You are… Continue reading The Mechanic and the Fleet Manager

As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, Winds down the window and says to her, "I’ll give you a sweet if you’ll get in the car with me." The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car." The next day the man pulls up… Continue reading Talk about Embarrassed

3 men were talking about what god did for a living the first guy says “god must be a mechanic, just look at our joints” the second guy says “no, he must be an electrician, look at our nervous system the third guy says “no, your both wrong, god must be a government employee, who… Continue reading God’s Job

A police officer pulled a mechanic over for speeding. Officer: May I see your drivers license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle? Driver: Its not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver:… Continue reading Mechanics: Smarter than the Average Bear

What makes a Yugo go faster? A tow truck. Why do Yugos have a rear window defroster? So you can keep your hands warm while you’re pushing it. A man goes into an auto parts store and asks, “Can you give me a cigarette lighter for my Yugo?” “Sure, sounds like a fair trade to… Continue reading Classic Yugo Jokes