Barry’s colonoscopy journal: I called my friend Andy, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the… Continue reading Barry’s Colonoscopy Journal

There was a cow milking contest in a farm fair. The objective of the contest is to manually extract the greatest volume of milk from a cow within a minute. Some contestant extracted more than a gallon, while the others are lesser. A farm mechanic joined the contest just for fun, and he extracted a… Continue reading Farm Fair Cow Milking Contest

Three mechanics were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first mechanic finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands its dried. Turning to… Continue reading Three Mechanics

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see… Continue reading The Mechanic

Backwards… Driver Returns On Foot Factory Ordered Road Disaster Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun) Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Fixed On Race Day Ford Owner Really Dumb For Only Retarded Drivers Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse – French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs. Ford Owners Recommend… Continue reading Ford Acronyms

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car,when he spotted the world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor, please come on… Continue reading Heart Surgeon and the Mechanic

Once there was a penguin whose car broke down. He took it in to get it serviced, and while it was being worked on, he went shopping. He returned later that day to see what had happened to his car, and the mechanic told him, "It looks like you’ve blown a seal." The penguin, chuckling,… Continue reading The Penguin and the Mechanic

Q. Did you hear about the Magic Tractor ? A. It turned into a field Q. What kind of a tractor comes in a box? A. Case. Q. What did John Deere say to Allis Chalmers the night they were married? A. Good night, Allis, Deere. Q. What kind of tractor do you always hire… Continue reading A Few Good Tractor Jokes

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. 4. You’ve never thrown away… Continue reading You Might Be A Farmer If…

An American tourist wanted to see some of the Sahara desert, so he rented a camel. Having packed plenty of water and food for a 3 day sojourn, he set out. He was on the 2nd day and entered an oasis to rest and water his camel and noted that a guy had a shop… Continue reading Camel Mechanic