A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier,… Continue reading Turn Back your Odemeter

AN ANGRY MOTORIST went back to a garage where he’d purchased a battery for his car six months earlier. "Listen," the motorist grumbled to the garage owner, "when I bought the battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months."  "Sorry," the garage owner apologized.… Continue reading An Angry Motorist

1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the  rollers.  2. You can’t drive your car in the rain. 3. Your ‘significant other’ is afraid to drive your car. 4. You are afraid to drive your car. 5. You spend more on tires than on food. 6. You spend more… Continue reading You Know You Got Too Much HP When….

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it’s idling smoothly. She says, "What’s the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor." She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Pittsburgh. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.  Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"  Jim says, "Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get… Continue reading Jet Fuel Buzz

After nearly forty years in practice as a gynecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the… Continue reading Gynecologist Mechanic

Video: While it has only been a short history for China crane manufacturers, they have been striving towards competition with the world’s famous makers like Terex and Liebherr. Not only competing with the volume of crane sales, these China manufacturers are thinking of way to build something bigger and larger. XCMG has managed to break… Continue reading The Most Powerful Crawler Crane in The World

Liebherr the heavy equipment company have developed a new all terrain nine axle mobile crane that is the worlds most powerful. The Liebherr LTM 11200-9.1 has a maximum lifting capacity of 1,200 tons with its powerful 100 metre (328 ft) telescopic boom. The boom is in eight parts and is longer by 16 meters and… Continue reading Most Powerful Mobile Crane

The Terex RH400 is the worlds largest hydraulic shovel and weighs 1078 Tons with a shovel capacity of 94 tons in a single scoop.It can fill huge mining trucks like the Komatsu 930E with 3 or 4passes. The RH400 has the working ability to scoop up around 9900 tons of material ever hour which is a world… Continue reading Largest Hydraulic Shovel

The Big Nickel site was originally developed and operated by local businessman Ted Szilva, whose idea it was to develop a “numismatic park” featuring large coin replicas and carnival theme attractions for children. Science North purchased the site in January 1981 for development as a mining exhibit showcase. Underground drifts were extended and surface attractions,… Continue reading Biggest Nickel