Ian the Mechanic was working at a garage for a few years, and as great as everything started it all slowly began to go downhill; he noticed less and less trucks coming in and other mechanics were getting laid-off left, right and center. The final straw was when he realized that his last 4 paychecks… Continue reading 2 Weeks Notice…

A trucker drives his fully  loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and starts down the other side when he notices a man and a woman making love in the center of the road. He blows his horn several times, but they don’t budge. He slams on his brakes and stops just inches… Continue reading A Truck Driver is Going Down a Steep Hill

I took my pops to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).  We decided to grab a bite at the food and grab some drinks. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.  My… Continue reading A Mechanic and His Dad

You’ve got to keep that rear end lubed. Oh, don’t worry I’ll fill’er up. Not getting enough suction. (Also applicable to surgeons/dentists.) Just pump it a few times. This is going to need some more oil. How long since this pads been changed? You might need to wiggle it a little. Let me show you… Continue reading Dirty Sounding Things that Mechanics Say

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn’t respond. Once more the farmer… Continue reading Horse Pulls the Car

Once there was a little penguin named Pedro who wanted to go to Las Vegas. He wanted to go in style so he rented a Cadillac. Unfortunately the car broke down in the middle of the desert, so the poor little penguin had to get out and push the car. Since it was a huge Cadillac… Continue reading A Penguin Driving Through the Desert

A truck driver was eating his lunch at a road side diner one day when a bunch of bikers pulled in. The bikers started harassing all the customers. The truck driver found himself with a biker on each side of him. One reached over and took some fries off his plate while the other one… Continue reading Trucker vs Bikers

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Be careful what you wear (or don’t wear!), when working under your vehicle… From Australia’s Sydney Morning Herald, comes this story of a couple who drove their car until it broke down in a shopping mall parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The… Continue reading True Story: Working Under the Car

These are excerpts from actual car accident insurance claims! – The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. – I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it. – A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. – The guy was… Continue reading Actual Accident Insurance Reports