A Penguin Driving Through the Desert
Once there was a little penguin named Pedro who wanted to go to Las Vegas. He wanted to go in style so he rented a Cadillac. Unfortunately the car broke down in the middle of the desert, so the poor little penguin had to get out and push the car. Since it was a huge Cadillac and he was pushing in the middle of the desert, Pedro the Penguin got very hot, very quickly. When he finally got to a mechanic he asked the mechanic to find out what was wrong with his car, then ran to a nearby ice cream parlor. He was so excited when he got his ice cream that instead of eating it, he just rubbed it all over his face using his little penguin flipper hands. Then he went back to the mechanic and the mechanic said to the penguin, "it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin started wiping his ice cream-smeared face and replied: "No, no! It's just ice cream!!!