Original Model

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.” “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month.”

Bounced Payment

A mechanic called one of his customers after a check bounced and yelled,“The check you sent me to pay your bill came back!” The customer replied, “Well, so did all my car problems that you fixed!”

Copy Cat Cranky

Crusty’s young nephew, Cranky, applied for a position as mechanic at Click & Clack’s garage. It just so happened that a young woman had walked in that day also looking for a job. There was really only one position to be filled, and since both applicants seemed to have the same qualifications, Ray asked them… Continue reading Copy Cat Cranky

Emergency Flashers

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so life… Continue reading Emergency Flashers