10 Types of Truck Guys

Video: Here’s a funny video demonstrating the different ‘types’ of truck guys! From the ‘Off-Road Warrior’ to the ‘Instagram Guy’, which type are you?

Engine Repair Price List

If only mechanic shops could base their price on this Engine Repair Price List…LOL

Original Model

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.” “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month.”

Bounced Payment

A mechanic called one of his customers after a check bounced and yelled,“The check you sent me to pay your bill came back!” The customer replied, “Well, so did all my car problems that you fixed!”

Copy Cat Cranky

Crusty’s young nephew, Cranky, applied for a position as mechanic at Click & Clack’s garage. It just so happened that a young woman had walked in that day also looking for a job. There was really only one position to be filled, and since both applicants seemed to have the same qualifications, Ray asked them… Continue reading Copy Cat Cranky

Emergency Flashers

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so life… Continue reading Emergency Flashers

Why it Takes a License to Drive

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation’s driving school: Q Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q When driving through fog, what should you use? A Your car. Q What… Continue reading Why it Takes a License to Drive

Air Brakes Test

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff? He wanted to try out the air brakes.

GM Help Desk May I Help You?

Recently, Bill Gates compared the computer industry with the Auto industry saying if GM had kept up with technology like Microsoft we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1000 miles per gallon. It didn’t take GM long to reply with it’s own press release. Here’s what they had to say: For no reason… Continue reading GM Help Desk May I Help You?

Why Don’t you Drive with your Wife?

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place ….. The man says: What’s the problem officer? Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir. I was going 65. Wife: Oh, Harry. Your were going 80! (Man gives his wife… Continue reading Why Don’t you Drive with your Wife?