Category: Fun Stuff

One morning a young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order. “Gimme three flat tires and a couple of headlights,” said the truck driver. Bewildered the waiter goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, “I think this guy’s in… Continue reading The Truckers Diner

A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked, “Did I… Continue reading Truck Pep Pill

1. Thou shalt keep thine engine clean and in adjustment that thy life in its compay shall be long and that thy owner shall increase thy pay. 2. Know thine engine and all its parts and functions else thou shall be in some unholy spot. 3. Be not wise in thine own conceit. Remember the… Continue reading Ten Commandments for Diesel Maintenance

A man applies for a job as mechanic. The boss says, “Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?” The mechanic nods, confused. “Can you play lightsaber with your wrench and another man’s screwdriver?” “Oh yes,” says the mechanic. “Can you bounce your screwdriver off the cement,… Continue reading Wanna-Be Mechanic

The helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily there was a small cottage nearby. The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door. “Is there a mechanic in the area?” he asked the woman who answered the door. She scratched her… Continue reading The Helicopter Mechanic

It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the… Continue reading Aircraft Mechanic Humor

One day, a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. “Wow! That stuff isn’t too bad tasting,” he thought. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid, and that he was drinking a cup with lunch. His friend was a little concerned but… Continue reading Mechanic and His Brake Fluid

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the mechanic. The mechanic, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have some fun. So he told her all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15… Continue reading The Blonde and the Mechanic