A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place …..
The man says: What’s the problem officer?
Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir. I was going 65.
Wife: Oh, Harry. Your were going 80!
(Man gives his wife a dirty look)
Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail Light!
Wife: Oh, Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: turns to his wife and yells – “Shut your damn mouth!”
Officer turns to the woman and asks: “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”
Wife: No, only when he’s been drinking.”