Day: 30 November 2012

10. Can you come over to my house and fix my car? 9. The tow truck driver said this car is easy to work on. 8. Can you take the parts off my other car and put them on this one? 7. I know the tires are bald and it has no brakes but I… Continue reading The Top 10 Sayings That will Get your Butt Kicked by a Mechanic

Recently, Bill Gates compared the computer industry with the Auto industry saying if GM had kept up with technology like Microsoft we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1000 miles per gallon. It didn’t take GM long to reply with it’s own press release. Here’s what they had to say: For no reason… Continue reading GM Help Desk May I Help You?

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place ….. The man says: What’s the problem officer? Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir. I was going 65. Wife: Oh, Harry. Your were going 80! (Man gives his wife… Continue reading Why Don’t you Drive with your Wife?