Tag: Jokes

It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the… Continue reading Aircraft Mechanic Humor

One day, a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. “Wow! That stuff isn’t too bad tasting,” he thought. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid, and that he was drinking a cup with lunch. His friend was a little concerned but… Continue reading Mechanic and His Brake Fluid

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the mechanic. The mechanic, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have some fun. So he told her all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15… Continue reading The Blonde and the Mechanic