Category: Fun Stuff

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation’s driving school: Q Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q When driving through fog, what should you use? A Your car. Q What… Continue reading Why it Takes a License to Drive

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff? He wanted to try out the air brakes.

10. Can you come over to my house and fix my car? 9. The tow truck driver said this car is easy to work on. 8. Can you take the parts off my other car and put them on this one? 7. I know the tires are bald and it has no brakes but I… Continue reading The Top 10 Sayings That will Get your Butt Kicked by a Mechanic

Recently, Bill Gates compared the computer industry with the Auto industry saying if GM had kept up with technology like Microsoft we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1000 miles per gallon. It didn’t take GM long to reply with it’s own press release. Here’s what they had to say: For no reason… Continue reading GM Help Desk May I Help You?

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place ….. The man says: What’s the problem officer? Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir. I was going 65. Wife: Oh, Harry. Your were going 80! (Man gives his wife… Continue reading Why Don’t you Drive with your Wife?

A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won’t move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a… Continue reading Blondes vs Gears

So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for: There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away… Continue reading Want a Day Off Work?

Microsoft should make cars, GM should make software: At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.” In response… Continue reading If Microsoft Were GM

10. Your friends always volunteer to drive. 9. Your spouse has pet names for your truck, like Beast or The Thing. 8. Your engine makes so much noise that they can’t hear you at the teller window. 7. You’ve been pulled over 6 times for weaving down the road and you don’t drink. 6. You… Continue reading 10 Reasons you May Need a Mechanic